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Feb 24
Nothing quite like getting a text at 4am from the girl you’ve been sort of flirting with telling you that she just wants to be friends to really set the tone for the day.
Back to bed for me.

Nothing quite like getting a text at 4am from the girl you’ve been sort of flirting with telling you that she just wants to be friends to really set the tone for the day.

Back to bed for me.


Dec 18

Seriously.

  • Girl: Hi, I found your number in my phone after a year.
  • Me: Oh that's cute, we were supposed to go on a date like a year ago.
  • Girl: Oh, yeah sorry I had a lot going on and thought it would be awkward.
  • Me: So... how bout that date?
  • Girl: Sounds good.
  • Girl: Constant texts of small talk and bullshit.
  • Me: So when do you want to go on that date?
  • Girl: ...
  • Girl: ...
  • Girl: ...
  • Girl: ...
  • Girl: ...
  • 2 Days later
  • Girl: Hey.
  • Me: Fuck this.

Nov 13

Sigh.

beguiled, besotted, bewitched, captivated, carried away, charmed, crazy about, enamored, enraptured, far gone on, fascinated, foolish, inflamed, intoxicated, possessed, smitten,zonked, fascinate, captivate, attract, bewitch, charm, enchant, endear, enrapture, enthrall, entice, entrance, grab, infatuate, please, slay, sweep off feet, turn on….

yup. so many ways to say something that doesn’t fucking matter.


Nov 7

I hate it.

I’m currently completely infatuated with this woman I know.
Like not just her physical features, though she is strikingly beautiful to me, and has a nice body etc. (so I guess that helps on the shallow end of the infatuation?)
But also her personality, the way she approaches life and struggles there-in.  Her interests in things that happen to be similar to mine, and just her overall mental agility. 

I am completely taken by her, and feel this way more so every time we talk, but at the same time there are problems.
One of the major problems is that she’s already with someone… the other is that since I am one of the more self aware people I know, I know that no matter how taken I am with her she couldn’t ever reciprocate these feelings towards me, and if she ever tried we would make a terrible couple.

I’m glad that we get along as friends, we laugh, make fun of stupid stuff other people do, but we couldn’t ever be a couple… which I’m honestly okay with, I just wish that it could be more.  Looks like I’ll just have to deal with it and wait until the infatuation passes, and I’m again content with the just friends mentality.


Feb 24

Okay Ladies:

If you’re not interested and don’t want to talk to the guy who asked you out on a date, please do the following:

  1. Say NO!
  2. Don’t give him your number.

There.  Now he knows you’re not interested, and he can’t call and annoy you.
Jesus fucked up Christ, why is that so hard ladies? 


Feb 22

Chat

  • Friend: Aren't you sick of wasting your time on these stupid bitches?
  • Me: If I could go back in time and stop myself from wasting time on girls I could probably watch the entire Harry Potter Series, and Lord of the Rings Extended Cut Trilogy like 20 times...

Aug 29

Done

Oh madam, oh one I adored.
We’ve texted, we’ve flirted, we’ve talked on the phone for hours.  You say you miss me, you say you care, and you even say you’re into me.
Here’s the rub:
I call you and you’re too busy.
I call you and you’re too sleepy.
I call you and you’re at work.
I go on Facebook and you’ve posted about going out with friends.
I go on Facebook and you’ve added 34839594388 new photos with you and people you actually want to hang out with.

You don’t care, you don’t miss me, and you’re definitely not into me.
The awesome thing is that because of all this now:

Go find someone else you can lie to.