BAMikeyD

This is just me, jumping on a bandwagon... hooray tumblr!

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Dec 18

Seriously.

Girl: Hi, I found your number in my phone after a year.
Me: Oh that's cute, we were supposed to go on a date like a year ago.
Girl: Oh, yeah sorry I had a lot going on and thought it would be awkward.
Me: So... how bout that date?
Girl: Sounds good.
Girl: Constant texts of small talk and bullshit.
Me: So when do you want to go on that date?
Girl: ...
Girl: ...
Girl: ...
Girl: ...
Girl: ...
2 Days later
Girl: Hey.
Me: Fuck this.

Aug 29

Done

Oh madam, oh one I adored.
We’ve texted, we’ve flirted, we’ve talked on the phone for hours. You say you miss me, you say you care, and you even say you’re into me.
Here’s the rub:
I call you and you’re too busy.
I call you and you’re too sleepy.
I call you and you’re at work.
I go on Facebook and you’ve posted about going out with friends.
I go on Facebook and you’ve added 34839594388 new photos with you and people you actually want to hang out with.

You don’t care, you don’t miss me, and you’re definitely not into me.
The awesome thing is that because of all this now:

Go find someone else you can lie to.